MARY J. BLOGZ


Whenever i read what someone puts in one of these things, i usually just want to tell them to shut the fuck up.

moonemoji:

California facts:
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold

(via loserslol)

fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark, via loserslol)

Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup
princessaftbh:

look at this limo tho

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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(via just-me-and-my-cats)

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